Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Kid Friendly Jokes

Calleigh is going to start pre-school on Tuesday and I am a nervous wreck! We have been having a fun time and she loves to tell jokes so I decided to look up some good kid friendly jokes for her. They are cute, so I thought I would share for any of you who like good clean jokes!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was trying to find Pooh!

What did the mushroom say to the fungus? You're a fun guy(fungi)!

And Calleigh's favorite:

Knock, Knock......Who's there......Orange.......Orange Who?......Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?

For some reason she thinks that is the funnies thing she has ever heard, she is so silly!

A lot has been going on since I went on Maternity leave and we have had a lot of changes. I plan on doing a LARGE post on our summer and all that has been going on since I have been gone VERY SOON!